All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Ladies don't puke and tell
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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