My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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