Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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