I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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