Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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