How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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