Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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