I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It's not a walk of shame if you run
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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