We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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