Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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