Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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