She announced her abortion via fbk
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize
