Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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