i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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