Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
