so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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