Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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