He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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