captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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