My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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