the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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