On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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