its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize