I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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