How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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