they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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