Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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