How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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