When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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