i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Farmville is her only friend.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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