Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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