i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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