I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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