I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
