piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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