love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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