ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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