theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
FUCK WHALES
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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