Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
false alarm. still invincible.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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