I'm really into asian looking animals
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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