I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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