Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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