I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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