I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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