I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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