Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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