I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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