and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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