I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize