He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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