spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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