do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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