whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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