that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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