Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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