are you still at the devil's house?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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