I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he fucked my hip out of place.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
send nudes
from the living room?
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