their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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