If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I deserve this hangover.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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