we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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